Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Freshers' Week do's and don'ts

Something regrettable. There’s usually (though not always) an unspoken amnesty on first-week humiliation

Sign up for a club or two. You don’t have to go, and you’ll make the earnest people in their little T-shirts so happy

Max out your student loan — parent loneliness peaks around week three, so you want to be broke before it runs out

As little work as conceivably possible

Don’t

Think your first acquaintances will be your last friends

Sleep with your “college parents”

Try to be a “college hero”

Begin any sentence with “On my gap yah”

Start rowing

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